Coworker: I'm leaving early for a funeral.
Me:(Not listening) Have fun!
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TeamLead: Alright, I think that wraps up this zoom. I'll check in with each of you later.
Co-worker 1: Thanks
Co-worker 2: Bye
Co-worker 3: See you all later
Me (already working on something else): Love you; bye.
Should be a norm, IMHO :)
"I hope you treasure the coming eighty-six thousand and four hundred seconds."
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes?
6.0833333333333 days?
OTOH, "have a great 1440 minutes" sounds sort of like an uplifting Rent reference.
Although you can make it menacing again if you just State the amount of time and give them a thumbs up.
"1,440 minutes" 👍
It's all about the phrasing.
Other things that suffer from this have been listed in memes.
"Butt dial." Vs. "Booty call"
And
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." Vs. "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl."
Ginger is a root and ale is a beer, but ginger ale is not root beer.
Great, now I'm not enjoying it.
Don't worry you still have ~23 hours left :)
You don't want to know what will happen when the timer runs out... (Hint: the rest of your life)
Well you probably should be
My hilarious doctor, prescribing me medicine that I will take the rest or my life:
"Take one of these every evening for the next 40 years"
Funny but what is it with that background picture? A guy who is supposed to look threatening? makes it weird lol
He sort of looks like an off-brand 'most interesting man in the world'
(I stole this meme, so I'm not sure)