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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coworker: I'm leaving early for a funeral.

Me:(Not listening) Have fun!

[–] Overzeetop@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TeamLead: Alright, I think that wraps up this zoom. I'll check in with each of you later.
Co-worker 1: Thanks
Co-worker 2: Bye
Co-worker 3: See you all later
Me (already working on something else): Love you; bye.

[–] koorool@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Should be a norm, IMHO :)

[–] yukichigai@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"I hope you treasure the coming eighty-six thousand and four hundred seconds."

[–] Agent_of_Kayos@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes?

[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

6.0833333333333 days?

[–] Ertebolle@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OTOH, "have a great 1440 minutes" sounds sort of like an uplifting Rent reference.

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Although you can make it menacing again if you just State the amount of time and give them a thumbs up.

"1,440 minutes" 👍

[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's all about the phrasing.

Other things that suffer from this have been listed in memes.

"Butt dial." Vs. "Booty call"

And

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." Vs. "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl."

[–] Noughmad@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Ginger is a root and ale is a beer, but ginger ale is not root beer.

[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Great, now I'm not enjoying it.

[–] button_masher@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Don't worry you still have ~23 hours left :)

You don't want to know what will happen when the timer runs out... (Hint: the rest of your life)

Well you probably should be

[–] Deestan 6 points 1 year ago

My hilarious doctor, prescribing me medicine that I will take the rest or my life:

"Take one of these every evening for the next 40 years"

[–] vierbl00m@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny but what is it with that background picture? A guy who is supposed to look threatening? makes it weird lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He sort of looks like an off-brand 'most interesting man in the world'

(I stole this meme, so I'm not sure)