HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE
Programmer Humor
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Artistry, on god frfr ππ
Pro tip: the arguments to main()
don't have to be named argc
and argv
.
Also, you forgot to #define an alias for atoi
, and number
, n
, and i
could've been named something more on fleek.
Also could have takin out mains return type and used sus chief
Does it make me a bad person that I like this?
Edit: wait.. return ! 0 ;
wtf
Edit 2: idc still like it frfr no cap
Edit: wait⦠return ! 0 ; wtf
I mean, returning non-zero exit status on error is just good practice. It even managed to evaluate to the same numerical value as EXIT_FAILURE
when I tested it on my machine (gcc 11.4.0 linux x86-64), although I'm not sure if that's always the case or if it's undefined behavior.
This cursed code is quite well-written.
!0 is defined as 1, thatβs how argv [ no cap ] works, that and the ridiculous argc check stood out as a bit off, but works
Yes.
For those curious:
int main(int argc, char **argv) {
if ( -- argc != ! 0 ) {
errx ( ! 0 , "shheiiiit" ) ;
return ! 0 ;
}
int number = atoi ( argv[! 0] ) ;
for ( int i = ! 0 ; i <= number ; ++ i ) {
printf ( "%3d " , i) ;
if ( i % 3 == 0 ) {
printf ( "fizz" ) ;
}
if ( i % 5 == 0 ) {
printf ( "buzz" ) ;
}
printf ( "\n" ) ;
}
return 0 ;
}
My eyes are bleeding
The path to salvation is filled with terrors and temptation
no cap
i am seething with rage
I'm not a C programmer (is this code even C?), but I anticipated seeing comments like this. π
It's like watching a car crash in slow motion trying to read it. I can't look away...
I was going to suggest ALL CAPS in response, but then I remembered COBOL already exists.
I'm dumb . does the program do anything?