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Back in my day we called them jokes (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 2 years ago by ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.one to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't get how someone is unable to call a taxi for themselves...

[–] ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.one 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Im assuming the assumption is dad would pay for the taxi.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or the son/daughter is actually very responsible and already knows they're gonna be blackout drunk, unable to call anything.

[–] lhamil64 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At 7am?

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

That's a fairly normal time for parties, especially with friends. Even though I mostly do this in my home village (so ~500m from home), it's common to party til 6 am, or rather until someone complains to the police, for many festivals.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If this was my child I'd definitely feel like I failed somewhere.

[–] Heisl@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There could be many reasons. Maybe he‘s mute, deaf or something similar

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[–] 2d@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

I guess you’re just not very imaginative then

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 29 points 2 years ago

Dad's inbox the following Monday: "Hello, and thank you for reserving your future room at the Green Acres Retirement Home..."

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

I've always found dad jokes funny, there's just something about them that matches my humor lol