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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Not that it's the most desirable property to buy in the first place: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3204-Oak-Ridge-Rd-Vicksburg-MS-39183/78102111_zpid/?

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[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol no joke something just like this sold for $650k CAD near me

I guess I have to wait for another recession to buy a house

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does the toilet look to long to anyone else?

[–] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The image is compressed vertically.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pity, I was hoping for long toilets to be a thing for some reason.

[–] omgarm@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

For when you had too much fiber and get the exact amount of Courics.

[–] alex@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least the price is justified for once

[–] Bearbi3@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] alex@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago

idk I'm not American, I keep seeing million dollar properties in American ads

[–] Smoogy@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Well they did knock it down $300

[–] SuperSleuth@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

If it was anywhere except Mississippi.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Oh neat, SCP-173’s containment chamber is up for sale! I wonder where he wen—

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Free murder carpet.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, it’s only $40,000. I’m sure you could get a loan for $60,000 to fix it up.

[–] pbjamm 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only thing that could fix that up is a fire.

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[–] SuperSleuth@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You could find much better property for $100,000 in Mississippi.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh I mean the total loan would be $60k. $20k to fix it up.

I dunno. Whatever. Point is it’s not as bad as some of the stuff I’ve seen on here.

[–] SuperSleuth@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Humblyorganised88@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I've fixed up worse, not for the feint of heart for sure!

[–] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can smell the Luminol off the carpet.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Seems they've misunderstood shelfie.