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[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If it's just a wooden seat then I'm in that state immediately after seating.

So true, I have a booty and wooden seats are murder.

[–] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you, when I was signing up it flowed from my finger tips.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As do the spiders from your butthole, I imagine.

I don't particularly WANT to imagine it, but here we are 🤷

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sure miss 5 seconds ago, when I hadn't read this yet

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago
[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, be not afraid. They don’t come from my butthole. When I summon them, they come from the butts of others.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Being in the category "others" myself, that would make me significantly MORE afraid, if anything 😂

Ah, perhaps the story doesn’t translate well if you haven’t read the Klingon children’s stories. 🤔

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 year ago

My butt is become death, the destroyer of sofas.

[–] Efwis@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wish I could say the same. It’s been so hot here in Texas, you wanna sit around to be in the a/c.

Currently on week 4 of 100+ temps, and no relief in sight. They keep saying 50% chance on rain and 2 days later it’s no where to be seen forecasted. It’s so dry the grass crunches under your feet like you’re walking on sand spilled on pavement.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s been 90°+ here, so this is sort of a nice change. Though this hurricane Hillary.

[–] Efwis@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah if you aren’t used to hurricanes it can be difficult. I learned that after I move to Texas and got hit with my first one. I grew up in the Midwest o I was used to tornadoes, but tropical storms and hurricanes were completely new to me.

Problem we’re running into here is it’s so hot and dry we are starting to see fires caused by spontaneous combustion here.

[–] austin@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Username checks out