this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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We have absolutely no clue what these people are selling

This last one is eloquent.

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[–] Ashiette@lemmy.one 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a monastery.

With walled doors, behind which echoes the cries of a thousand entombed monks and the canticle of eternal malediction inflicted upon any who crosses its threshold.

[–] Tiritibambix@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Actually, it's a priory.

So you might be right about entombed monks 😁

[–] RemembertheApollo@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’re selling the views. If they can’t show the house, it’s a dump.

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

It's a rustic hidden gem with untapped potential as a passion project dream house.

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago

some of the wooden features are not rotten to the core, see? (No, don't look on the other side)

[–] VioletTeacup@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair, you could probably fix this up quite nicely if you had the money (assuming it's not listed).

[–] BluesF@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Where's the farmhouse? Peekaboo! There it is!

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 1 points 1 year ago

In other news… your ass and thighs will get chewed to shit sitting on that window seat…. Errr

Abandon hope all he who enter here… who said that? Lol