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Who you gonna root for? (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 year ago by pH3ra to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Entropywins@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

The rain

[–] carlyman 8 points 1 year ago

The cage

[–] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm rooting for them to accidentally kill each other.

[–] fear@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You mean simultaneous commotio cordis from them punching each other in the chest at the same time? At best the survival rate is 50/50, but the emergency responders are divided between both of them, resulting in subpar medical care and the death of both men. Then all the involved estates and corporations battle it out in the longest ever legal cage match for world domination? I definitely haven't been thinking about this for an obscene amount of time.

[–] rcoelho14@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it gonna be a knife fight?

[–] pH3ra 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it was for me, I'd give them chainsaws

[–] rcoelho14@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Only if it was silent chainsaws and then making Molusk and The Suckerberg do the noises like Homer in The Simpsons Movie

[–] shulhan@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

I am rooting for Zuck. I really dislike optiMusk face. In the front he looks like smart and innocent, but everything that he do in the back are either fake or full of shit.

[–] closure1170 4 points 1 year ago

Rooting for a meteor to strike the ring

[–] blightbow@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Giant meteor. It didn’t win the 2020 election but maybe this is a stage it can compete on.

[–] Talaraine@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

The Grim Reaper. I'm hoping the Grim Reaper wins.

[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really really hate Zuckerberg but I'd root for him anyway.

[–] eltimablo@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I think Zuck's got the best odds despite the size disadvantage, anyway, since he does BJJ and is apparently pretty good at it.

[–] irich@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Robo Zucky most def wins.

[–] exohuman@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zuckerburg is a better guy than Musk. I don’t praise either of them but at least Zuckerberg ran Facebook with some sincerity. Elon Musk is all talk and power trips and goes after Twitter user’s employers to silence critics.

[–] eltimablo@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

"They all trust me for some reason. Fucking idiots."

[–] DAT@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

both fumbling while entereing the ring and each hitting their heads hard enough to die?

[–] OldGreyTroll@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

@pH3ra I'm a fan of good old-fashioned Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD).

[–] buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

rooting for somebody to throw a bomb into the ring

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I hope the venue is in a sub 12,000 meters below the ocean.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is reversed. Zuckerberg is an Android and Musk is an Alien.

[–] printerjammed@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

idk dude. i wouldnt wanna fight a dude named "The Zuck"

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Whoever wins we all lose

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