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Zuckerberg says Musk 'not serious' about cage fight (www.bbc.com)

submitted 1 year ago by mike591@kbin.social to c/news@kbin.social

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Doubt hangs over the billionaires' fight plans, but Musk suggests he is open to a bout on Monday.

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[–] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We live in the stupidest possible timeline.

[–] somas@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

@stopthatgirl7

@mike591

Any timeline with dozens of multibillionaires is going to be as stupid.

[–] jon@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a way that this fight can end with them both losing?

[–] paper_clip@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Modified Thunderdome rules: two go in, none come out

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To stop those monsters, one-two-three,

Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,

It's got Paul Anka's guarantee ...

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Just don't look! Just don't look!

[–] worfamerryman 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t think musk really stands a chance as he appears pretty out of shape and Zuckerberg regularly trains in different forms of martial arts.

Im pretty sure Elo would just get stomped.

[–] Ganondorf@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Zuck isn't even 40 years old and is fairly active with surfing and martial arts, as far as we know. Musk is over 50 and held together by plastic surgery and lies. They are both sociopathic tools but Zuck would clearly beat the shit out of Musk.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

To steal something I saw elsewhere online: Elon Musk is only making me hate him more. Not because he's making excuses but because it's making me like Zuck.

[–] Schedar 4 points 1 year ago

Obviously they aren’t serious.. why is this still generating headlines?

[–] Madison_rogue@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I wish they’d just get a room already.