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[–] interolivary 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy "hello fellow humans" vibes.

"See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this 'eating'. It's such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn't it? *gags*"

[–] juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hahaha same!

“Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”

[–] interolivary 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like, if there's one thing that could convince me that lizard people exist, it's Zuck

[–] juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

“Feed me the souls of all Meta users!”

“Get me the product!”

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Especially on camera... I'm just a blue collar schmuck, I'll never know what it's like to work from home, but I can't imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol

[–] interolivary 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I guess it'd depend on the meeting, but I don't think it's too weird in general. Then again I really don't give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅

[–] Cannizzaro@feddit.ch 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why did i read it as sucking cocks

Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but what is the answer?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Sucking cocks, obviously.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jokes aside, I genuinely don't understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that's hidden in the basement.

[–] omnislash@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

The final boss of NPC tiktokers.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

He looks like he hasn't slept in a thousand years.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's cause he's not human and he's eating human food.

[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?