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[–] korstmos@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I dont post my code to github because I would rather use gitlab

We are not the same

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

I dont post my code to gitlab because I would rather use codeberg

We are not the same

[–] NatoBoram@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You can also use GitHub as a mirror to make your project more discoverable

[–] vegai@suppo.fi 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I post company proprietary code to github by accident, we're not the same.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 4 points 1 year ago

Someone did that at the company I used to work for. IIRC, no one noticed for months.

[–] GodIsNull@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don´t post code to github because it's a microsoft company.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

codeberg, self-hosted gitlab, gitea/forgejo, ~~sourceforge~~

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Didn't sourceforge go to shit some years back with ads, embedding bloatware into downloads, and I don't remember what else? Did it get better again?

[–] NatoBoram@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

It did, but the interface is still dogshit for new users and it's impossible to know how to access a project's page or its download page. When I started using GitHub, I didn't even realize that SourceForge was a git hub for a fucking while, yet I was still downloading stuff from there.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

i didnt realize that but you can ignore that one

[–] uyuu@lemmy.4d2.org 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got one star on my repo so i immediately privated it

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

Shit that's brutal

[–] zzzeyez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago

i post my code to github so ppl will fix it for me because im just a artist

[–] maxbossing@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don’t passt your code because you’re embarrassed by it.

I don’t post my code to github because i don’t use proprietary garbage.

We are not the same.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't post your code to GitHub because you don't use proprietary garbage.

I don't post my code to GitHub because I selfhost my own Forgejo instance.

We are not the same.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 25 points 1 year ago

You don't post you code to GitHub because you self host you something or other

I don't post any code to GitHub cos I don't code and I'm not really sure what's going on

Are we the same? Idk

[–] cipherlab@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

I don't post code to GitHub because I get paid to code, and I'm too lazy to do more.

And my code probably sucks.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

User name checks out. I scrolled all the way down to make sure I can say this and still be original in this particular instance only.

[–] PretentiousDouche@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best part of Lemmy is the low userbase in comparison means it's easier to be original and not try and say the same thing a hundred times.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Amen! There's plenty of content to doomscroll through as well. I genuinely don't miss Reddit as that part of my brain forgets it's not Reddit. Hell, we should call Lemmy "I can't believe it's not Reddit" and hire Fabio to do a commercial.

[–] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Many people here seem to have very strong opinions about GitHub :D

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GitHub has private repositories for both of you.

[–] MaxPower@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

I'd bet that AI still gets to appropriate it as its "own" creation.

[–] Worthstream@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

Oh, that's the next excuse i'll use when a recruiter asks for my github page. "i'm protecting my product".

[–] forgotmylastusername@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I make throwaway accounts. Push code. Disappear forever. Come to find out nobody ever looks at it anyways.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

I'm not a professional dev. So I don't care what anyone else thinks, it's not gonna affect my job prospects. So I publish all my shit code for the world to see.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Post it if it provides functions not found anywhere else. I can't give less fuck to code quality if it does the work for that absurd user requirement for me.

[–] M1st3rM@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Any good alternatives for GitHub you can recommend?

[–] maxbossing@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Codeberg, Forgejo, Gittea, Gitlab,

[–] cipherlab@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Bitbucket, azure dev ops

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

gitlab, self-hosted gitea instance, codeberg

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Dunning Kruger baby wooo 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[–] bluejay@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, this is why I run forgejo internally and have zero intention of exposing it to the public.

[–] Arotrios@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

The first rule about no Github club is that we don't talk about no Github club

[–] TempestTiger@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I post my code to GitHub so when I'm eventually good enough to get a job I can pretend I'm hardworking by having lots of commits in private repos.

git commit -m "Added a new string to X class."

[–] roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I post to GitHub because I am GitHub