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[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 73 points 1 year ago

Nice try, we all know it's excrement.

[–] Landrin201@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 year ago

Man his divorce really fucked him up didn't it?

[–] Maybelline@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago

I get it now!

Now, when he's on the earnings call, the investors will hear "X users", every time he says ex-users.

I've heard he's smart, but that's "solar-powered flashlight" smart.

[–] confusedwiseman 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Maybelline@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You setup the game to screw over O but ok

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[–] jsqribe@feedly.j-cloud.uk 15 points 1 year ago

Game over

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[–] noisehound@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You would have won if you went bottom left and then center

[–] vanZuider@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One, two, three, they gonna run back to me

Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas

One, two, three, they gonna run back to me

They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave

  • Elle King - Ex's and Oh's

...I suppose that's what Elon hopes will happen with his Ex- erm I mean X-users.

[–] chahk 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, it's fucking not!

No, it's fucking not!

[–] roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I have lots of X’s!