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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this not classified as child abuse?

[–] TerryTPlatypus 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Of course not, by the time they're 3 they will be able to communicate in 10 ~~programming~~ languages

[–] ozoned 2 points 1 year ago

I actually had an argument while in college with my Comp Sci advisor. I argued I shouldn't have to take a foreign language, that I couldn't pass, because I was learning so many programming languages. They didn't buy it. I didn't complete the program. :-D lol

[–] Atiran@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

JavaScript is super fun when you’re just a kid building a hobby website.

[–] jared@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Kid beer!

[–] ozoned 2 points 1 year ago

Arrest those parents for child abuse! No not the alcohol!

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Haskell for babies

[–] Dominic8999@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Web devs finding out that they must learn JavaScript: