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[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then, who will maintain the code?

[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We'll outsource it to India.

[–] PelicanPersuader 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better to use China, they've got plenty of excess virgins

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[–] xuxebiko@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Think maybe the project manager will fall for it?

[–] GitProphet@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

5 interdependent modules? how sweet...

[–] TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Satan has created a library that runs as efficiently as possible and covers every possible use case, and all we need to do to get access is sacrifice 1000 virgins. Do it for the cause.

[–] BaldProphet@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Sacrifice 1000 programmers, got it

[–] russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net 4 points 1 year ago

5? Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those dependency graphs!