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Daily Language Elitism (feddit.de)

submitted 1 year ago by maiskanzler@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

This is why I don't leave Java developers alone with my pets

[–] Aninjanameddaryll@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not seeing a problem with that statement

[–] abclop99 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Cloaca
those mites that can't poop, so they explode and die

[–] ElmiHalt@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Wow, what a shitty way to die

[–] curiosityLynx 2 points 1 year ago

Probably an implicit "mammal" in front of species.

[–] Aninjanameddaryll@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

That's why you duct tape them before you fuck them. You know, like hamsters or babies.

That got dark fast

[–] RarePossum@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I do! Some animals don't have anuses. Like jellyfish

[–] original_ish_name@latte.isnot.coffee 5 points 1 year ago

You know what works on all operating systems? Writing a makefile that compiles for all operating systems (unless you are using windows for development but then you are too far gone from the path of truth)

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

anal sex is good, tho

[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Works for me 🤣

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Java is good because it pays the bills.

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

I appreciate that obvious edit.

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