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[–] unexpected@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The editor so good people never learn to leave it.

[–] BearPerson@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Take my angry upvote

[–] mawkler@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Neovim is awesome

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In a moment of weakness I configured the Visual Studio to use Vim as input method and now I don't know how to change it back.

[–] altz3r0 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sad to say I fell for this trap as well! Wanted to keep using vim, but I'm too old to put so much effort in maintaining my tools, when I have a self-cleaning swissknife .. just... right.. there.

[–] dukk@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity, I wondered what the original meme was. Found them and thought I’d share them:

Here’s the original: https://i.imgur.com/kERuZkW.jpg

And here’s the one that this is based off (slightly different): https://i.imgur.com/HFwENsd.png

[–] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BTW, just in case you didn't know, you can put images directly in your comment with this:

![alt text (optional)](image url)

[–] dukk@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I didn’t know that, will use in the future. Thanks!

[–] dustyCheese 4 points 1 year ago

They give us their ‘cures’ (neovim) while they suppress our medicine (emacs)

[–] ELLIOTTCABLE 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whewf I’m boutta out myself or something, but …

after 15 years of vim, writing (and contributing to) a host of plugins, even running custom builds with my own patches …

I basically never boot up Actual Vim anymore?? I’ve basically entirely switched to VScode + VSCodeVim. embarrassing as fuck, in some ways, but jesus christ it’s just too goddamn good.

The neovim integration, even, was fantastic. (Although I don’t use it right now, for “VSCode Remote reasons,” lol.)

[–] madeindjs@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm thinking of switching from VSC to VIM because VSC is too hungry for ressources.

I avoid to open some monorepo projects because it takes too much time and I use the Github explorer to navigate in the project.

[–] ELLIOTTCABLE 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What on earth size of monorepo is that!? iirc, we’ve got ~1Mloc of OCaml, probably another two or three times that in assorted generated code, specs, config, infra, and other languages; and my VScode-Remote definitely boots up as fast as the network connection can stand up.

Definitely faster than I can think of the first thing I want to do … ¯_(ツ)_/¯

That said, I should own up to having had an absurdly overcomplicated vim config, tons of plugins, a decade n change of customizations and patches and shit. Maybe I’ve just always had a high tolerance for a slow boot. hahaha

[–] madeindjs@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

It's a monorepo for around 30 micro frontend projects (Vue.js / Angular / Svelte mostly) + some libraries packages.

I don't know what is the number of LoC but it's medium sized frontend projects (we are ~100 developpers on this projects)

[–] bigwag1@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

.. the cleaning paste?

[–] SpoilMaster@feddit.nu 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My entire first year as a network student was a Bernie meme: "i am once again asking, how do i exit vim?"

[–] polle@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I litterally LOL'd! :D

[–] PlexSheep@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Are you looking to break the fragile peace we have? :%s/Pollen/fellow-vim-user/gc