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[–] cpoc@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

You're keeping it this time?

[–] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Have you told him it's mine?

[–] bukkat@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

β€œSo, who’s the father again?”

[–] infamousbelgian@waste-of.space 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] vis4valentine@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yes.

My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.

[–] manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech 4 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

"So who's the father this time?"

Are you keeping it?

[–] MyMulligan@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card

[–] philluminati@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
  1. No
  2. one
  3. cares
  4. about
  5. your
  6. baby
[–] Lewistrick@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

[–] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

You're under arrest for child abuse

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

A baby? In this economy?

[–] alnilam@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Everyone here a potential father too?

[–] No_Signal@suppo.fi 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a registered sex offender

That'd do the job, I reckon

[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Are you pro life?

[–] midas@ymmel.nl 1 points 1 year ago

I brought my speedo

[–] Dislodge3233@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

You tested positive for Trisomy 13