You're keeping it this time?
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Have you told him it's mine?
βSo, whoβs the father again?β
Sure it is yours?
Yes.
My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.
Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.
"So who's the father this time?"
Are you keeping it?
Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?
Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card
Oh itβs not that kind of shower?
- No
- one
- cares
- about
- your
- baby
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
You're under arrest for child abuse
A baby? In this economy?
Everyone here a potential father too?
I'm a registered sex offender
That'd do the job, I reckon
Are you pro life?
I brought my speedo
You tested positive for Trisomy 13