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please delete user handyc (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 1 year ago by hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org to c/hurtdesk@lemmy.sdf.org

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I have posted regularly on the hurtdesk but this user still tries to impersonate me. I am hobbsc not handyc. You can c my trouble, clearly. handyc must go.

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[–] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But then what are you? A thing that uses. What is that? A thing that doubts, understands, affirms, denies, wills, refuses, and that also whines and complains and is not handyc.

[–] hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ask not what but why i am. i am user and how does user if computer was reboot?

[–] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trouble ticket closed

[–] hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ticket may be closed but my trouble is still open as uinfo handyc still returns something other than a blank line. Not only is handyc impostering me but also the famous DJ Andy C.

[–] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

sigh...

alias uinfo='echo ""'

[–] hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago

nice try hacker!

[–] handyc@mastodon.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

@hobbsc

hobbsc
hobbyc
honbyc
hondyc
handyc

You think this is a game to me?
Delete your username or start paying me some royalties. And also get a different haircut.

[–] mcornick@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i am spartacus

[–] hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

hi spratacus, i am not handyc

[–] anthonyg@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Please provide proof that you are not handyc.

~ Mrs. Edna Edison, Admin

[–] hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

look it says her eon my id card.

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