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Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts? (lemmy.world)
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Because they taste like sheet!

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[–] Kutsuya@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aw sheet

[–] Speckle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The sheet has really hit the fan

[–] sillypuddy@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Cannibals say clowns taste funny.

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you are not a native English speaker it's even more funny both also more confusing as shit and sheet sound so similar.