“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”
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"I have an idea!"
"I have a better one."
It's so casually mean 😅
"Oops.." [misses giant red button with finger]
“No fair, you changed to outcome by measuring it”
I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered *giggles"
@neamhsplach My favorite one is the reply to saving those monks, "Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack. He pretty much told me so himself."
I'll make my own *insert item heref with blackjack and hookers Why not zoidberg And somehow Champagne has become unironc in my vocabulary now 😂
When can we have some Slurm?
SOON ENOUGH!
Aww, that's not soon enough.
When can we have some Slurm?
SOON ENOUGH!
Aww, that's not soon enough.
Good news everybody!