Honestly, people, it's true. I was walking into town, a trip that normally takes me 20 minutes. I decided to test this out, so I started my stopwatch and started thinking gay thoughts. I have no idea what your standard homosexual thinks about, I'm just your normal straight white male. Just attempting to think gay made me walk into town 5 minutes faster.
I shared these results with my boyfriend when I got back from town, and he was amazed.
omfg rainbow speed op valv pls nerf
Why was google maps was showing this? Could I get some context?
I don't think they did, it's a meme about gay people walking quickly
Ok i knew red make wuns go fasta, but 100% is a really huge discovery.
Can confirm. When the closet fairy tells you you're a homosexual, you get a welcome package and a 2-3x speed boost. Also it comes with a full closet of rainbow themed (but fashionable) clothing
That's coz in our head is just
"Superstar , where u from , how's it going , womaniser,womaniser you're a womaniser ~~ "
Can't walk slow !
Source https://youtu.be/ExRy2xBKNF4
Source extended https://youtu.be/OOOcJGar2zI
Not to mention all the disco that's always going on in our heads. Just try getting anywhere with Donna Summer or Earth Wind and Fire stuck on a loop as an earworm