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[–] catacomb 5 points 1 year ago

One night, I had a fly in my room. It was unusually brave, it flew at me while I was swatting. I'm not scared of flies, but I was scared of this one and how it behaved.

I wanted to get rid of it, so I used the ol' turn off the lights in my room and turn them on elsewhere trick. It flew out, I switched the lights and shut the door.

The thing came under the door. I've never known anything like it. So, I got up and repeated. This time, I put a towel down to stop it from seeing the light and going under the door.

It. Fucking. Came. Through. The. Towel.

I've never felt so hunted in my life. I was horrified. Needless to say, the bug spray came out.