I've hauled more with my bike. ๐ What a fucking waste of space.
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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I wonder how much that cover will cost to repair when it inevitably breaks.
All I can think of is how it won't even survive one northern winter with snow and ice.
I think a radio flyer can carry more than that.
It is not a flex to carry less than I can on my cargo bike.
Yeah I can easily load that much stuff in my subcompact with the back seat down too
Look at how truck this truck is.
*Proceeds to show it doing stuff any midsize sedan can do
i have a 2 seater microcar (very slightly smiller than a smart fortwo). I could probaoly find a way to fit all that in (if i don't have a passenger, of course)
Iโve moved more in a smart car, with a passenger.
Insert video of Vietnamese heavy haul Vespa here
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Things I've fit in my Kia Soul:
- Queen sized bed
- Multiple bookshelves
- 9 20lbs tanks and 3 30lbs tanks (empty)
- 2 desks
Things I've fit in my Nissan Versa Note:
- All the lumber for my loft bed and full length desk
- 2 desks
And with a trailer:
- Everything in my 1-bed apartment
The load he's hauling would fit in my trunk without having to fold down the seats.
Queen???? Iโm assuming no passengers + vacuum packed?
Just the frame, no mattress. I was alone at the time, but def could have had someone in the front passenger seat.
Now Iโm curious, as I have done this before. The Kia looks kind of small, Iโm guessing your long rails come in two pieces? I think when I had to do this with a bigger car it went from corner of trunk to right by the driver or passenger.
I could fit all that in my Toyota Yaris.
My Subaru can beat that
From now on, every time I'm carrying more than two bags of potting soil, I'm calling it "truck stuff."
Lmao I can fit that much stuff in my Forte.
The fact the title isn't "look at how mulch it can haul." is an absolute travesty.
I actually think the dude is serious though.
$100k... smh
I've put a face cord of wood in my Prius.