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[โ€“] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've hauled more with my bike. ๐Ÿ˜‚ What a fucking waste of space.

Iโ€™ve hauled more with my bike.

Source (Deviantart)

[โ€“] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

I think a radio flyer can carry more than that.

[โ€“] skozzii@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

I wonder how much that cover will cost to repair when it inevitably breaks.

All I can think of is how it won't even survive one northern winter with snow and ice.

[โ€“] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i have a 2 seater microcar (very slightly smiller than a smart fortwo). I could probaoly find a way to fit all that in (if i don't have a passenger, of course)

[โ€“] ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is not a flex to carry less than I can on my cargo bike.

[โ€“] dditty@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago

Yeah I can easily load that much stuff in my subcompact with the back seat down too

[โ€“] caboose2006@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

Look at how truck this truck is.

*Proceeds to show it doing stuff any midsize sedan can do

[โ€“] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Iโ€™ve moved more in a smart car, with a passenger.

Insert video of Vietnamese heavy haul Vespa here

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say no more

[โ€“] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

I could fit all that in my Toyota Yaris.

[โ€“] unmagical@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Things I've fit in my Kia Soul:

  • Queen sized bed
  • Multiple bookshelves
  • 9 20lbs tanks and 3 30lbs tanks (empty)
  • 2 desks

Things I've fit in my Nissan Versa Note:

  • All the lumber for my loft bed and full length desk
  • 2 desks

And with a trailer:

  • Everything in my 1-bed apartment

The load he's hauling would fit in my trunk without having to fold down the seats.

[โ€“] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Queen???? Iโ€™m assuming no passengers + vacuum packed?

[โ€“] unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just the frame, no mattress. I was alone at the time, but def could have had someone in the front passenger seat.

[โ€“] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Now Iโ€™m curious, as I have done this before. The Kia looks kind of small, Iโ€™m guessing your long rails come in two pieces? I think when I had to do this with a bigger car it went from corner of trunk to right by the driver or passenger.

[โ€“] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

My Subaru can beat that

Lmao I can fit that much stuff in my Forte.

[โ€“] skozzii@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The fact the title isn't "look at how mulch it can haul." is an absolute travesty.

I actually think the dude is serious though.

[โ€“] tuckerm@feddit.online 4 points 2 days ago

From now on, every time I'm carrying more than two bags of potting soil, I'm calling it "truck stuff."

[โ€“] PentastarM@midwest.social 3 points 3 days ago

I've put a face cord of wood in my Prius.

[โ€“] the_q@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

$100k... smh