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Sweet, free highway lumber
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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You can bet whoever dropped $100k on this low-poly piece of crap is also the type of person who would shut down production for an hour by commanding all the sub-minimum wage peons (who actually do all the work around there) to load a bunch of lumber into this thing, snap a photo, and unload it. At no point in time was the cargo ever in danger of being transported somewhere.
If you can't get your hate on for cybertrucks without needing to make up totally fictional stuff to get mad about, maybe you're going to that well too often.
So many pictures of a non-existent tie down. This idiot's gonna drive around like this? A menace to society.
Is it me or is saying you’re going to do “big boy” stuff the most little boy thing to say?
Big boy things like obliterating the suspension
I'm having trouble due to the image size - can someone identify for me what size lumber he's trying to haul? It looks like he's got 2x4's on the bottom and 4x4's on the top (odd, but whatever). If they're all 8' long boards, that's... sad. But they could easily be 12' or 16'. If they're 16', hey that's kinda cool - I will admit my truck would struggle.
I think youre mostly right. The top photo looks like there is some 1x4 or some deck boards on the bottom too. Im with yoj tho, no idea how long those boards are. Id hope 16' and it doesnt look like theyre strapped down at all, and not tipping. So presumably at least as much in the truck as hanging out?
what'd be more impressive was renting a damn trailer to haul it properly lmao
Well, this is better than the person who put six bags of top soil in the back….
I think they're surprised the thing can what it supposed to.
now go forward. (malicious grin)
"alright, got all the photos!"
"I'd like to be refunded for this wood..."