If we're using star wars themes .... the US is more like Palpatine who somehow just keeps coming back to make everyone miserable.
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UNLIMITED Π±Π»ΡΡΡ! (blyat, fuck? Idk, I don't speak russian, Google translate says Da?)
FTFY
Somehow trump returned
Trump/the US is Palpatine
Leftists are Mace Windu
Democratic party is Anakin
Hello brothers and sisters to the north.
I am REALLY. FUCKING. SORRY.
Anyway, I love what you guys are doing to hurt the US. Keep it up, make it hurt and don't let up until he wtoos trying to fuck with you.
Yeah, this version involves neither KGB honeytraps nor promises of universal equality.
Always did think you Canadians were cooler than Americans anyway
Trump would fight going up a hill. Thinking he could overcome the obstacle through hubris.
I think it's a bit of Trump bending the knee to Putin, but mostly tech oligarchs dismantling democracy and taking over.