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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

...and in the darkness bind them.

Kinky

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Friends forever.

[–] Malgas 3 points 1 month ago

One does not gimply walk into Mordor.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait... did it wed them by race, or did it wed the 9 men, the 7 dwarves, the 3 elves, and Sauron all together? Because unless I'm mistaken, Galadriel is the only woman amongst them, and I would not envy her.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Year, Sauron didn't forge the elven ones, ... but also they weren't finger rings so women were excluded.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

i want to see this comedy spinoff, just a bunch of old dudes on some beach trying to have a honeymoon together and failing miserably

[–] icedcoffee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sauron & the elves knew that including stinky hobbitses into the marriage would never work.

Not sure why orcs didn't get any tho.