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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

And yet there was absolutely nothing about this story on the BBC news this morning!

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Classic BBC bias!

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If it was Waitrose they would be on it.

[–] thisismyname@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

MSM under the government's orders don't want you to know this one easy trick to make your own ketchup!

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

what did he shove some vinegar and sugar up there too?

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think he's already full of vinegar.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why single out M&S in this instance? Is the insinuation here that other supermarkets vine tomatoes are ok to use for this purpose?

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

These are not just any vine tomatoes. these are M&S vine tomatoes

Said sensually.

Edit: for those curious it’s a running theme in their adverts. Here

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Username checks out.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

I find it’s easier than apples for keeping the doctor away. More pliable.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

If you're not using beef tomatoes then you're doing it wrong.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

This rises a number of questions, none of which should be articulated let alone answered!