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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 week ago

Ol' Rat Cock is at it again, smh.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 29 points 1 week ago

I’m so glad that we have reliable news sources to inform us in these trying times.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago
[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Ya know if the online world becomes such a cesspool because of Musk and Zuckerberg that it actually brings back the old internet, that would be fucking funny.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

The UHC killer Mark Zuckerberg who framed Luigi?

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago

his stupid new hair only makes him look even more punchable, somehow

[–] rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Yet, although this exhibits strong The Onion energy, strictly speaking this could be posted in Not The Onion. Names matter, and I would love to be a fly on the wall witnessing the momentary meltdowns when people read this there...

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's wrong. He wants the user base to check the facts.

Looks correct, if you ask me....

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 week ago

Facts are of course by majority rule

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard he eats prolapsed sphincters of diseased elderly animals.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

it'd be basically all sausages except hot dogs, since hot dogs are generally skinless afaik and hold together because they're like 30% flour.

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i was only really doing this for those woke's. you can come back antivaxers and q-anons, we're cool

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Would be interesting to see the quality of his AI Project when it's trained on unmoderated Facebook posts.