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Found some very special "make it look hacky" bash in criminal minds.

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[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 50 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I've told the wife I can't watch these shows because of how bad the tech always is, and I can't stop myself from losing suspension of disbelief when something like this happens

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The only exception is Mr. Robot. Check this command the main character runs as root:

shred -uz /*

Only show I've seen where they show real commands with really damaging effects.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember watching the first episode and he brought up a terminal and thinking "here we go" then..."holy shit... Those are real commands"

That and the explanations I was ready to laugh at for being terrible, then... Wait, no, those actually make sense

[–] menemen@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And it is also great television. For me personally, the best I've ever seen. Whoever reads this and hasn't seen it already: Do it! And watch it all! Some might think season 2 is a little slow (I still liked it), but season 3 is just incredible.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'll admit I kind of stalled out in season 2 but I've meant to go back and finish... It would be easier if my wife liked that sort of TV 😅 I'll just have to watch it alone 😭

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago

This still makes me laugh:

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That should only shred the top level files in the root directory though. Since shred doesn't do it recursively and doesn't know what to do with subdirectories.

Do any distros store system critical files at the root directory? It's all subdirectories on mine. I guess if you were storing important data files in the root directory they would get shredded but that's really bad practice anyway and I doubt it's super common.

[–] melroy@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 2 months ago

Same issue here.. Now with the TV serie called "The Equalizer" (2021-*).

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I have this vague memory of one of the CSIs showing a list of IP addresses with 4-digit octets... I get not wanting to risk using real IP addresses, but at least use 10.x.x.x or 192.168.x x

[–] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Brooklyn Nine-Nine did an entire episode lampshading this whole thing. (S06E14 for the curious)

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

/root
root

~/../root

root/

ls /root/

I'm in!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

This guy didn't LS or LL lol just changed directories 4 times and then....?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

at least output dmesg or get htop on the screen or something. you could find it on the internet if you look up commands to look like a hacker and thats not even 30 seconds of effort. i wonder how many other professions cringe at the shitty tv shows about their craft.

[–] Nemoder@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

We even have an app for it now: apt install hollywood

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago

OMG, they just got root access!!!

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 20 points 2 months ago

There's a website for all your 1337 hax0r needs hackertyper.net

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's some shitty 'hacking'...

But what makes these shell commands 'bash' exactly? Seems like this could be a half-dozen shells.

Also.. why are 'hackers' always using a shell in some gui program?

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also… why are ‘hackers’ always using a shell in some gui program?

An actual CLI would frighten the windows users watching the show.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

"Scary how hackers are always using DOS prompts isn't it?"

--Confused Windows Viewers

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah everyone knows the real way to hack Linux is to do tree /

Lots of weird looking text output means lots of hacking

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[–] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess I just used bash as deonym for shell. Sry. It was late and I was tired.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

Hey no worries, I dunno why I even called that out. Lack of sleep due to back pain and responding to posts at 2am I guess

[–] dingdongitsabear@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

just tried to re-watch "the girl in the spider's web", the not-sequel to fincher's masterpiece that's "the girl with the dragon tattoo". I remember hating it way back when and went in with a "how bad can it be" attitude... dios mio, what a colossal mountain of shit. the "hacking" in OP is hard sci-fi compared to this turdistan, and that's the least of its problems.

someone posted already the gell-mann amnesia effect and this applies to everything. how guns are portrayed in movies as magical. cars and how they're driven. the laughable naive cop shows. medical procedures. legal proceedings. journalists and their MO.

you hafta run your brain at 110% at all times to be able to somewhat disregard the learned idiocy that was programmed into you from an early age. here's hoping we have the infrastructure in place so generations that are coming can avoid becoming similarly handicapped.

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure there's a community for nonsense TV/film hacking/Linux screens. I can't remember what it's called.

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if equivalent exists on fediverse, but r/itsaunixsystem is available on $that_other_platform.

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, that's the clue I needed.

!itsaunixsystem@lemmy.federated.club

Think that instance is dead though.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

We do have !veryrealtechpics@lemmy.world but it's not exactly the same thing

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just wait until they discover rm, mv, and mkdir!

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
mkdir /dir
cd /dir
cd /dir
mkdir 2
cd /dir
cd /dir/2
cd /dir
mv 2 /2
cd /2
mkdir /dir/3
rm -f 3
[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bones shows an "Amiga", that looks suspiciously like an IBM PC-AT complete with 5.25” floppy playing Doom.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s not an Amiga, looks more like an old grubby fvwm or dec osf1 with uuhhh what was that window manager again?

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The OP screenshot is from the TV series "Criminal Minds". My comment is about a TV series "Bones".

The UI in the OP screenshot looks like an X11 window manager from the mid to late 1990's.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

Ah indeed, I was talking about the screenshot. Sorry about the confusion.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 2 months ago

Heresy indeed. The Codex does not support this shell.

[–] Kangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

I was playing DMC: Devil May Cry (the prequel one) and they used a bunch of mount commands on a screen to show Virgil hacking the network

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Ah look at the cute little Viewsonic birds on the upper left. :D

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Viewsonic monitor tho. Nostalgic AF

[–] hamburger@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago
[–] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Shoutout whatever the fuck this de is, is it lxqt?