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Oh, you guys are thinking small.

Peter Executive (a vassal of Andy CEO). Mary Anesthesiologist. Alice S. Theorist. William Credit Authorizer. James M. Researcher.

The worst part is that, fun as this is, I'm having flashbacks of every time I've said something along the lines of "Matt from HR" and realizing that's how that has always worked.

Finally an accurate description for Jessica Fullstack Developer.

Imagine being the actual John Gamer.

María Tiktoker

John Uberdriver

Sam Gamereviewer

Kailey Influencer

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In the case of coppers it would be pretty convenient since they all go by their surname so they would all be, "Officer Pig", "Sergeant Pig", "Inspector Pig", "Detective Pig"

Dick Doctor Patrick Porn Star Caroline Creator Dan Designer Evan Entertainment Ian Importer Tim Apple

Ohh no look out, it's Tim Moderator

Dolores del BullshitJob. Or Lola Shitposta.

The Management clan is huge.

And in 2027 there was a mass culling of the Private-Equity clan, when the revolution declared the entire family outlaw and they were hunted to the last junior.

It was ordained that the name of Private-Equity should be altogether abolished, and that the whole persons of that clan should renounce their name and take them some other name, and that they nor none of their posterity should call themselves Private-Equity or Investor under pain of death

Imagine Tony Head of Sales and Managment

can someone help me make "janitor" sound like a fancy French name pls

It is not a last name but it is not at all uncommun to mention your trade when introducting yourself.

James Corbett of the Corbett Report has been referring to Johnny Youtuber for years already.

Thanks for a lovely thread. Scrollering and hollering XD