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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's with Papa Smurf in the background?

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It looks like he was edited in to cover up whatever text is under him? The mystery deepens

[–] SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Did a reverse image search and I guess that the original image is mirrored horizontally and papa Smurf covers a window for some reason

The original image:

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think your source has missed a step. I think it went:

  1. Original source
  2. Someone flips horizontally and adds their logo
  3. Someone adds smurf over the logo
[–] SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

That makes a lot more sense than just covering up the window lol

[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Reverse image search would be too much trouble on my phone where I don't have the browser extension at hand.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 month ago

Thought I saw Saddam as the divider. Your memes are ruining my imagination, Lemmy.

[–] Whattrees@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know this is a dumb meme about shitty relationships, but real life pro tip here:

Separate blankets.

[–] Dippy 6 points 1 month ago

Separate blankets is the way to go. We both sleep so much better now.

[–] NOOBMASTER@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago
[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe my first hint that I'm not entirely cis should have been that I've been married more than 5 years, and in a relationship with my wife more than 10, and I still love her more each passing day.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels 5 points 1 month ago

Me and my partner have been together for 20 years. I finally came out as pan NB about 4 years ago.

[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i know this is a joke, but for those who don't know, this is a courtship bed from i believe the Amish culture (either that or Mormon, I'm rusty lol) to preserve virginity before marriage.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

You pull your sinful hand back over on your side of the wall right now, Jebidiah!!

need one of these for hotels where a large party needs individual beds e.g. an overnight school field trip where all the students in the same grade need to share a room with minimal awkwardness.

Sad straight married noises