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Damages elevator; the (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank-you?

[–] leds@feddit.dk 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You.

[–] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

It implies we are definitely thanking someone, but not so sure if that someone is you. No, it is you, I am sure now.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 days ago

The intention was there, just not the structure.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?

[–] nothing@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is far too coherent to be Charlie.

[–] nothing@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh well I'm sure he dictated it. It's not crayon drawings.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Sharpie. Cheeto in chief uses sharpies.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 3 days ago

Please fully open half, thank you? You.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This has community top post potential and as the current holder of the title. It strikes fear in me

[–] conc@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Just like ma used to say