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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 112 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love how the nihilism slowly crept into their souls as they watched an English man make his lunch. Witnessing British cuisine will do that to you.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago

British food made Englishmen the best sailors in the world.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 41 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I find it really odd that salmon and eggs on toast, or avocado toast count as "dry lunch". Even his ham sandwich has a slather of butter and tomatoes. Just how wet are Chinese lunches? Is everything less liquid than a soup counted as dry?

[–] Joncash2@lemmy.ml 34 points 3 days ago

Actually sort of. I mean I guess what you would call a soup. Though the Chinese would just consider that a sauce. The put that shit on everything. Well different sauces. Here's a random picture of a Chinese school lunch.

https://whatsforschoollunch.blogspot.com/2009/08/china-school-lunch-fish-and-vegetables.html

You see how the veggies are glistening? They're covered in a sauce made with cornstarch and broth. Even the fish has a layer of sauce on it.

So yeah, a sandwich would be pretty dry. But that's not really what they're talking about.

In Chinese food, there's an insane amount of seasonings that basically go in everything. At a minimum they use something called 5 spice which is a mixture of you guessed it, 5 spices. So the dry they're referring to is actually seasoning. So something like a subway sandwich with italian dressing, salt, pepper and oregano wouldn't be dry in the way they're using it. They're really just referring to the sandwich being unseasoned. Also, here's a tip, if you're going to make a sandwich, season it. Even just adding salt and pepper will make it taste way better.

[–] odium@programming.dev 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I think that this is the definition of dry that means boring.

adjective

lacking interest or stimulation; dull and lifeless

"a dry book"

"a dry lecture filled with trivial details"

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I heard avocado toast was such a luxury it was the downfall of entire generations

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 3 days ago

in Asian countries it still isn't smart to drink the water so cooking in water to make a soup base is very common.

In England they got around this by drinking all the tea and/or beer so they could enjoy their dry lunch without getting cholera.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 17 points 3 days ago

We don't even have a photo of this dry sandwich? My curiosity demands it

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

I misread the first sentence and wondered how a prisoner recorded his lunch every day. Pensioner makes much more sense.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 days ago

Shit, they shoulda seen me when I was around 10 and my favorite sandwich was just mustard and cheese. Sometimes without the bread!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This man bought Britishness to China. He deserves to be our ambassador

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

(historically, China’s not had the best luck with the British)

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 days ago

Hong Kong enters the chat