For those out of the loop:
Global Tetrahedron is a fake evil corporation the Onion used as a bad guy in some stories.
Global Tetrahedron is also the real company that bought the Onion earlier this year.
Global Tetrahedron the real company also really bought InfoWars in a bankruptcy auction.
Global Tetrahedron the fake evil corporation is who wrote this article.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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Unless it's the real evil corporation who wrote the article, as capitalism absorbs and monetizes criticism into itself...
Tim Onion has me wheezing.
Tim Apple's rival
I was very amused seeing something cross-posted in both "Not the Onion" and "The Onion" at the same time and side by side in my feed.
We live in interesting times
We live in a "Society"
Well....
Shit
Just when the country needed a laugh the most, The Onion went and did the funniest thing they could possibly do. This is a wonderful morning.
This is beautiful.
“a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin”. 😂
Is this for real?
Is this, like, fantasy?
Infinite Growth Forever,
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