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[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago

Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No that's simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn't involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn't really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

[–] jerakor@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

A good point 😅

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 days ago

I could fuck less.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, this is correct.

You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

Like, I'm about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have no real fucks to give anymore).

(The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

"What kind of fuckery is this?"