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Elon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Card (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Here's to your last birthday!"

Technically true, hopefully prophetic.

You can give my million to trans rights groups, thanks

[–] friendly_ghost 4 points 3 weeks ago

The onions still got it

[–] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

that made me chuckle outta control kookily