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submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Here's to your last birthday!"

Technically true, hopefully prophetic.

You can give my million to trans rights groups, thanks