Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
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Such a genuinely good reductio, I'm stealing this!
Reductio... is that a Harry Potter spell?
Exactly, it's the fourth forbidden one, it helps with debunking theist views for instance
I can't see my ovaries or womb. I guess I'll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.
A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you're going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you've mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you'll be ready to start your own menstaurant.
I would find a menstaurant (nice!) very sexist. I would eat all sexes without discrimination. As long as raised organic and free-range.
... menstaurant.
Of note, this is a different kind of business from a menstruant.
If it's good enough, you might even eventually earn a Menchalin Star for quality!
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FYI If you don't have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency
It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.
It's always the religious who ruin everything ever.
Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life
That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
Thank you for your service
God made our faces for punching, over and over.
What's this a wild bertstrip?! I'll allow it lol
I already killed all the bears. I will now kill all thé trees
Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!
That's actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.
"God created you..."
Ughhh.... Find comfort in religion, fine, but let's not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm...
Conservatives are weirdos.
Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism
we have teeth "designed" or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.
...we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!
It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
Of course, reproduction without any forethought is one of the things that leads to that lack of future.
Its funny because you could say the same thing about men. Oh look how beautiful life is, all im meant for is delivering dna into a woman... suddenly not so nice is it
I think that would appeal to a sizable portion of people.
I'm pretty sure there's a Netflix doc about two of those guys.
you would be shocked at how many women unironically believe that men are perpetually horny and that that is the source of most if not all of society's ills
When rapists can legally decide the mother of their child without her say in it you know shit’s fucked.
My baby lietrally could become a second Hitler for all I know. Would that be important, too?
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
Did you censor sphincter?
And dick?
Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there
It's 2024. It's rude not to jam your tongue in there!
Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷♂️😘🎊
No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.
What could be more important? Like infinity amount of things. Humans aren't all that important in fact.
Look at your body men, see where the prostate is located? You are made to be railed 24/7.
Men and Women are different.
instance checks out
in what way
bobs and vagene?
not all men and women
Men look at their bodies and choose to only think with their dick
I should know, I'm a man
both are wrong ; god didn't create either of them ; satan did.
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