Talk about a k-hole!
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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I'm gonna take a guess that they mean the small plastic toy containers from inside the eggs and not the entire things.
I mean, it's not top tier chocolate but that would seem wasteful to me.
You don't want to spoil the Surprise.
I assumed it was some new way to infuse the drug into your body. Like a story I heard many years ago about girls soaking tampons in vodka to get drunk at school without being caught.
Ohoho, the tampon trick isn't just for girls. It goes up your pooper and isn't very healthy.
Ah, the war on drugs. What a colossal policy failure.
I miss qualudes so much
Why can't people take their drugs the way they prefer?? Geez.
Maybe I'm an ignorant about these things, but wouldn't a kinder egg melt in there?
I think, they've put the ketamine into the plastic shells which are inside the Kinder chocolate eggs and used those, not the chocolate egg shells.
Ah ok. Seems pretty risky. Also kind of surprised that getting caught with some drugs at a music festival means a cavity search.
The little plastic orange thing inside the kinder eggs that holds the toy. Not the chocolate egg.
Really boys? The condom is much more comfortable.
So if you refuse to be searched, they just say "welp, you had your chance. Now bend over while big Al gets the gloves. Sorry, we're out of lube."
Pretty much. With the indication from the sniffer dog they have probable cause, so your options boil down to the rough way or the rougher way.
Special K
I wonder who cleans oit those "amnesty bins" at the end of the festival lol.
Would love to hear the line of reasoning that led to the intersection of Kinder eggs, drugs, and bums.
Kinder Bueno
Pedantry corner: the product is Kinder Eggs, kinder eggs are something else entirely.