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[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That’s why I always use compact mode

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah sorry but I would rather be caught looking at fetish content

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Compact mode is the only mode.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

compact mode makes sense when most of the content is text

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fat fucking boner I get whenever I dress like this

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To be fair, there's a very simple solution for that... 🔒

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nuuuu that's not simple >:(

[–] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

shrimple as that

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago
  1. I'm fat.
  2. The weather.
[–] lengau@midwest.social 23 points 1 month ago

The patriarchy

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why cuddle homies exist, Max

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 1 month ago

That's great for cuddle times, but what about other times like checking the mail or working

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

have you tried contrast showers? :D

[–] shikogo@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago

I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

[–] reddeadhead@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago

Not having cute outfits. :(

[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

So, Terry Bernadino?

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 12 points 1 month ago

I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your consideration. The society as a whole unconciously thanks you for this.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you're right, we want to see you in bronze scale armor wielding a warhammer.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds good to me

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

republicans won't let us have the dog hrt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just overturn the laws about human-animal hybridization while they be busy fucking up abortion rights and building a wall around Mexico.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Hatecrimes 😔

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Fucking this, so so so so so much

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

My bulge...

The cold, and the fact that I love my long trousers, they fit my tshirts so well.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

[–] RaspberryRobot 1 points 1 month ago

Usually violence from other men

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Well, the fact that I'm not male anymore makes it difficult

[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I no longer have that femboy body 😔