This is no different from living with cats tbh
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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I was drunk and tired from a late event at 2am.
I had a cabin rental with three other people who were dead asleep.
It was at that moment that the back door WOULD NOT LOCK.
I had a serious moment of panic. After about 15 minutes of spiraling (and another shot of whiskey), I decided to block off the door with a bunch of chairs.
If a ax murderer did come by, surely a locked door wouldn't have stopped them either.
Fortunately, we made it to the morning.