Hey boss, I'm logging this ticket as tech debt. We need to take this on to hit our marketing deadline, and as soon as the project is over we need two scrum cycles to resolve it.

Two years later...

This ticket has been open forever, can we just delete it since nobody is ever going to clean this up? It's messing up our velocity metric.

// 8 attempts have been made to clean up this code.
// A total of 47 hours have been wasted here. 
// Update the counters after your attempt.

ToDo's belong in tickets, not in the code.

// Todo - Stuff

Drake meme? Even with all the alternatives?
Ew