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[–] superkret@feddit.org 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't understand.
The words "too", "much" and "butter" don't make any sense in that order.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Ngl the butter ones look like the best cookie I've ever eaten.

[–] sanosuke001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

I was thinking the same thing, I always drop the flour by a bit to get that effect. The only way to make chocolate chip cookies imo

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

but uranium has 20 billion calories per gram

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 1 month ago

Hmm... better just have one, then.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

+/- 3,000 years

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They all look fine and tasty though? Except the egg one.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I'll take the egg one, gonna leave the uranium one to you though

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Hear me out, the egg one but balanced with more brown sugar than white. It’s very similar to the Tate’s brand chocolate chip cookies.

[–] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 4 points 1 month ago

I'd eat all and any of them and not notice anything wrong with them. Except the green one maybe

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Eat your greens, kids!

[–] M1k3y@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Always hate when that happens