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submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jesus, that ending was brutal.

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Right? The tone really took a turn there. There I was, having a sensible chuckle, and suddenly I was sad

[–] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

So are the injuries

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

and it will continue happening until the year 17776 and beyond

[–] friendly_ghost 3 points 2 months ago

Now imagine dating a baseball player 😩 Or a hockey player whose team consistently makes the playoffs 😭

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago

Different football, but yes.