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[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oops! I didn’t test my hand-written assembly code before hooking it up to a radiation gun, hopefully it isn’t possible to have my power variables underflow and cook a man

[–] verdare 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Also, we removed all of the hardware safeties that would prevent this from happening and entrusted it all to software.

Wow. You must have very stringent software engineering practices, with multiple levels of checks and test proce—

What? No, we just had one guy write all of the system’s code. It’s probably fine, right?

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 22 points 2 months ago

Me when I test my unreadable spaghetti code in prod rule

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago
[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 18 points 2 months ago

This was horrible, I can't imagine something like that happening to me

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago

ow oof my bones and skin and organs

[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago