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Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.

Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.

The homeowner, who did not want to be identified, being targeted by the so-called porch pooper said he first noticed something was up on Tuesday.

“I went out to my front porch that morning and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” he said.

The homeowner said he cleaned it up and checked his Nest doorbell camera from the night before and that’s when he realized it certainly wasn’t a cat.

“Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,” he said.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I find myself inexplicably siding with the poop guy and fabricating in my head just how much the house guy deserved it. I don't know why I'm inherently siding with the poop guy.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Odd to see so many people on Team Porch Pooper.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

Shit just works like that here.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

DON'T PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOTS TED

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

What kind of shit crime is this?

[–] faizalr@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

That is weird man. Shoud go straight to hell.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago