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Trump Calls Out Arlington National Cemetery For Hazard-Filled Fairways (theonion.com)
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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

5’10”

309 lbs.

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 12 points 1 month ago

Jesus, he looks like a bloated corpse they drug out of a river in that picture.