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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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submitted 5 months ago by Lwaxana@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 5 months ago

Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't you just, y'know....fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I'm not going to be surprised by anything at this point

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

This is not your doorbell. It's run by nest.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?

[–] Kabutor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

[–] data1701d@startrek.website 4 points 5 months ago

Next day: there's a mek'leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 5 months ago

Ring Doorbell: "There is no glory here! Go away!"

[–] Chuymatt 2 points 5 months ago

Dishonor on your AI!